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Don't Piss Off Old People, Life in Prison Humor Shirt
Don't Piss Off Old People, Life in Prison Humor Shirt
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A humorous unisex jersey short sleeve tee with a bold text design that reads 'Dont piss off old people, the older we get the term, "Life in Prison" becomes less of a deterrent,' giving off a fun and cheeky vibe. Perfect for those with a sense of humor and great for casual wear or as a conversation starter. Ideal for the elderly, retirees, or anyone with a playful attitude. Relevant to birthdays, retirement parties, and casual gatherings.
Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and breathable feel
- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal settings
- Features shoulder tape for added stability and durability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention
- Tear-away label for minimized skin irritations
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
